029期生活幽默：誰(shuí)的長(zhǎng)二寸

某人張三,因要出門(mén)辦事,又恐家妻不賢,遂寫(xiě)一封條:張三封.貼于妻私處,放心遠(yuǎn)行.豈料妻小解,將封條沖開(kāi),只剩半邊:長(zhǎng)二寸!張三不日歸,察看封條,大驚,持刀逼問(wèn):誰(shuí)的長(zhǎng)二寸?